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March 18th
5:05 PM
Via
omg my mom just sent me a St. Patrick’s Day selfie she took having a green beer with her grandpa like she does every year.

omg my mom just sent me a St. Patrick’s Day selfie she took having a green beer with her grandpa like she does every year.

July 4th
11:51 PM
Via

gingivere:

dank-assbabies:

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

eg.

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”

“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”

“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

It’s perfect. I just picture this snarky 16-year-old fay goth kid spouting this stuff off in a fight with his mother.

“Thank You For the Venom, Mom”

“Vampires Will Never Hurt You, Mom”

“I Don’t Love You, Mom”

“This is the Best Day Ever, Mom”

“You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison, Mom”

or, with a little creative license,

“Mom, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Both of Us”

“Give ‘Em Hell, Mom”